i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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