your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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