I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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