Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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