I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
ttyl tear gas
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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