just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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