At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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