i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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