You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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