K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
the night ended with taco bell and tears
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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