I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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