so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize