Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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