i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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