Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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