i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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