I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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