I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
