How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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