Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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