do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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