im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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