So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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