Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He did a backflip because drugs
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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