What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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