I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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