Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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