Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
They have beer where we have blood.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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