that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
There's even glitter on my cock...
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