i jhust puked up my retainher.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How does it feel to date your dad?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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