He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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