So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Umm I'm too high to move.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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