out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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