What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You've changed since you got that strap on
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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