So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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