I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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