Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Randomize
