my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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