Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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