sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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