i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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