You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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