worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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