Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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