i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just had sex on a roof
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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