new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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