Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Farmville is her only friend.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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