If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
did you just send me my own nude
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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