I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
no you cant smoke seaweed
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I need water and some morals
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
