D3 body, D1 cock
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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