In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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