yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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