I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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