I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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