My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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